Spoiler Alert: Thanos is the Marvel Cinematic Universe’s best dad. And the internet is not afraid to say “Thank you, daddy Thanos.”
Over the weekend, Avengers: Infinity War landed the biggest box office opening of all time. But it was another opening that has people talkingthe opening in our hearts to daddy Thanos.
After seeing the film, several people tweeted that they would be down to get physical with the Marvel uber-villain.
*I make Thanos a cup of tea and he takes a sip*
Thanos: Perfectly balanced… as all things should be.
Me: Thanks, Thanos.
— Dean Dobbs (@DeanDobbs) April 30, 2018
me sitting on Thanos’s big purple pickled dick pic.twitter.com/WIJ6C0lEo5
— Pregnant Nigga (@brownlashon) April 28, 2018
My main takeaway from Infinity War is that Thanos was kinda hot?
— ✖️ (@10velociraptors) April 30, 2018
— Shemar H. (@_Shemar) April 30, 2018
thanos is hot don’t @ me
— Collin Duddy (@LoboExplosivo) April 27, 2018
— kurtis conner (@kurtisconner) April 30, 2018
The internet has certainly slapped the label “thicc” on the wrong personwe’re looking at you, James McAvoybefore. But this time, they’re certainly correct.
Geeks have had quite a moment for thicc dad types lately. Just last week, Kratos from God of War was getting everyone hot and bothered. I wonder where they fall on the Super Smash Bros top/bottom matrix?